#447 – Stiff
Posted on August 21, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I wonder what life would be like if our attraction to each other included extremely obvious external cues. Like bright orange feathers fanning out from behind our heads or your ears would emit a high-pitched warbling sound. Family reunions would be even more awkward than now.
Tags: attraction, boner, gender
Personally I wouldn’t mind have skin colour changes like octopi and squid. Sure it might lead to some awkward situations but at least I won’t be berated for missing some “perfectly obvious” invisible sign.
Same here
I wouldn’t mind the Tex Avery eyeball thing, as long as it included the “Ah-OOOH-Gah!” sound as well.
For men, it’s sometimes obvious, as your tags point out.
Wait, is it a serious curiosity? I imagine human society would’ve shaped in a distinctly new way to fit it. For one, complicated flirting probably wouldn’t exist. Might make all those fancy romance scenes in book/movies lose all their tedious subtleties.
Postscript: That was a bit heavy, so let’s note that the “Boner” tag count is now up to one.