#409 – Blade
Posted on June 28, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
When I was a kid I was scared of knives. I tried to use a butter knife for all situations. Even when I needed a screwdriver.
Tags: bread, butter, chef, knifeWhen I was a kid I was scared of knives. I tried to use a butter knife for all situations. Even when I needed a screwdriver.
Tags: bread, butter, chef, knife
Uh, yeah. I use my pen knife to jot down notes. And the paring knife in case there is two of something.
A pen knife is not for writing, it is for cutting pens, silly. Specifically, the quill pen variety, which do not work good for writing until you use the pen knife to trim them.
And I do use the pearing knife to cut up pears. 🙂
The recipe called for diced onions. I felt really lucky when they all came up sixes!
Last time I had to do that, I got a Critical, and my Dinner was served in record time.
Wait, grapefruit spoon is not about fruit affection?
Only when it’s against local ordinances.
Especially since the chef was known to beat eggs, whip cream, burn toast, and to Ban Nana. Lordy, he was mean and cruel.
Okay, just for that, I have taken out a contract on you with the pun-ninja’s expect a visit when you least expect it.
As a chef, I approve this comic.
This is a brilliant variation on the old, “If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?”
Oi, someone was smart enough to aim for the sternum.