#237 – Hold
Posted on November 1, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I think my biggest peemergency was when I was driving home from work and got caught in a snow storm. Stuck for hours on a highway with no exits in sight. I wound up calling a succession of friends on my cellphone to keep my mind off it. Finally after hours of dread I made it to a Wendy’s and celebrated my relief with a chicken sandwich.
Today’s Biff still hasn’t found what he’s looking for.
exactly why I don’t have pets.
The 1996 Olympics opening ceremony dress rehersal was the same day, and on the same street, as a Braves game. I was driving home and traffic was rerouted so much so that I was half a mile instead of 1 block away from home. And it took 30 minutes instead of 2 from where the traffic jam started to get to my front door. I danced/wiggled in my car the whole time.
I wanted to pull over and walk to KFC but I was stuck and couldn’t get over. Worse day of “holding it” in my life!
And that’s why I have cats. The litter box cleaning > poop walks and carpet accidents.
I think youre gonna have to throw those couches away now 😉
That is why you should always learn the isotope of your pet. Critical Mass should not take you by surprise.
You have made my day with the creation of the word ‘peemergency’
hmmmm yum 🙂