#227 – Pass
Posted on October 18, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Bees were one of the most frightening things that I frequently came across as a child. Sure there were bears and tigers and dinosaurs in the world but none of them actually lived in my neighborhood. I was once chased all around my backyard by a bee while I was wearing a black and yellow striped shirt. I was convinced the shirt was to blame and never wore it again.
Today’s Biff is served.
how do you even spin a bee hive on your finger? O_o
Very carefully.
It’s simple really, you hoist up a bucket of melted wax around the bee hive. then they’ll be trapped inside and become very irate. Let it harden a bit, then throw it at a wall and sprint in the other direction. The bees left alive will be more than a little bit upset. Also, please record and share if you actually do this, the world needs a good laugh every once in a while.
I enjoyed imagining that yell.
I understand fully blaming the shirt. I have blamed clothes for mishaps and used that as the reason to buy something new.
this was funny even seeig it from a mile away. if that doesn’t say “good comedian” I don’t know what does.
Uuhh I got stung in the neck once by a bee, hit me right in the ol’cord and my entire upper body was paralyzed and my legs more then a little stiff. Didn’t fall over though so that’s good I guess. :/