Posts Tagged ‘pee’
“At least I’ll always win at the game hot potato.”
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“Okay, what if I was wearing a police officers uniform?”
“Well you got me. You are free to go.”
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“Hey man, I’m gonna have to call you back. It will probably be awhile. Yeah, like the egg incident. Good times. Good times.”
I’m so used to newer houses around here with multiple bathrooms it’s weird thinking about the house I grew up in. We had 6 people and 1 bathroom. I don’t remember it being that big of a deal but I was just a kid. My teenaged sister probably had a different opinion on the situation.
I grew up in a house with only one bathroom so there was an occasional emergency. I did pee out my bedroom window once. It was at night so I think running outside to pee would have attracted more attention somehow? Fortunately no cars drove by at the time.
Plus, this week is Biff’s 7th birthday! To celebrate, all Biff books are crazy on sale for only 7 bucks each! Go check them out in the store!
It seems weird how some places prefer to make a spectacle of hiring humans to do manual labor for tasks that we automated decades ago. Hey look! We sell lemonade! And we still make it the old fashioned way of paying a teenager minimum wage to jump up and down! Teenage angst is our secret ingredient for that fresh tangy flavor!