Posts Tagged ‘drink’
You have to be cautious. If you accidentally recite the summoning incantation at the wrong time you will suffer the consequences.
Meeting your boy/girlfriend’s parents can be stressful. What if they offer me some sort of alcohol I don’t like? What if I root for the wrong sports team? What if I don’t have enough blood in my circulatory system?
Also, if you have an iPad I have a bunch of new books available in the iBookstore including a free copy of Maximumble #1!
We had a little paper Dixe cup dispenser in my bathroom when I was growing up. I would frequently get “suddenly thirsty” and go in there for a shot of water. It somehow seemed more delicious out of a paper cup with Snoopy printed on it. The best part was I could then crush the cup in my tiny little hand like a cool guy in the movies that just finished a can of beer.
Today’s Biff is movin’ on up.
I’ve had lots of weird things in my drinks at restaurants. I guess being in the ice cube is better than floating around in the water. At least when you spot something in the ice you know you haven’t been drinking the liquid it was marinating in. But it is missing a leg. Was that in your first sip?
Today’s Biff is advanced.