Posts Tagged ‘boyfriend’
I’m old enough now to forget that I have owned things. Not in an “Oh yeah I forgot about these!” kind of way, more of a “When did I get this?” I’ll find things in the attic in a box that I have no memory of ever seeing in my life. It’s clearly mine though. There’s even a receipt for it with my name and credit card number in the same box. Time travel seems the most likely answer.
Dang, what has my dog been eating? Oh yeah… that dog food I feed her.
(opens bag of dog food and smells it)
Ugh! This dog food smells horrible!