#76 – Biped
Posted on March 21, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I have a friend whose number one turn-off is feet. He’s very obvious in his disgust so we point them out to him at every chance we get. TV commercials, bilboards, magazine ads are all great sources for “Hey, look at this.” The funny thing is that these are professional glossy magazine feet, not some dude walking down the gravel roat barefoot feet. Also, as soon as the temperature gets above 60 degrees fahrenheit, he is constantly in a t-shirt, shorts and sandals. I think I’ve seen his feet more than my own.
Today’s Biff has never been here before.
Tags: feet, mermaid, shoes
Heh. Those people crack me up. And not *just* because I’m the dude walking down the gravel road barefoot. But, I probably wouldn’t be so aware of them otherwise.
I love being barefoot. It’s so comfortable.
i second that
@ John: Same here! *gives John a “thumbs up”*
I can’t really understand a foot phillia, but a foot phobia is even weirder.
Ahh, foot envy. The scourge of merpeople (As I recall, a certain mermaid named Ariel is the classic example).
We used to have a guy at our office who would stare at feet. Most of the women caught him doing it to them. So did one of the guys.
O.O
That’s hella freaky.
By the way, shoes are a form of social repression.
I knew a girl like that. Hated to see men’s feet in sandals. Now I think of it, as well as I knew her, never saw HER feet..
I’m honestly jealous of the merman in this situation.
Having flippers means having an excuse to build a giant tank of water as a house.
And having an excuse to build a giant tank of water as a house is awesome.
I can deal with the lack of feet. Gives an excuse to make tank treads for legs.