#706 – Gummy
Posted on October 10, 2013 at 11:02 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I remember bubble gum being a big deal when I was a kid. Lots of commercials for it during kids shows. Kids that could blow big bubbles were envied by their weak lipped classmates. Now I think I chew gum… once a year? Adults are boring.
Tags: car crash, gum, superman
I can curl my tongue into a tube, I can roll my R’s, and I can flip my tongue over in either direction, but I can’t seem coordinate it with my mouth to blow a bubble to save my life.
“Somehow, one of the drivers rescued was also suffering from an impacted wad.”
Wait, where did all Clark’s momentum go?
I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair at this…
It should be at least a misdemeanor to give bubble gum to a guy with a beard- (especially in the cleanroom!)
And another, to give chewing gum to the guy with a partial plate!
Adults are boring! Glad I never became one! 38 years old and still not an adult!