#541 – Booty
Posted on January 3, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
When my first child was born, a lot of popular music suddenly became hilarious or creepy. All the “be my baby” and “where’s my baby” type lyrics conjured up different imagery than before. I started to wonder where it all came from but maybe I don’t want to know.
Tags: babies, diaper, parenting, phone
“Baby, You Can Drive My Car”
“Baby, You’re a Rich Man”
The Beatles knew that one day the babies will rule the Earth.
Same goes for pet names that the wife and I used to use for each other.
“Hey baby!”
“Oh hi sweetie!”
“I wasn’t talking to you.”
Has your wife ever done this, Chris? Handed the phone to either of your boys so they could go “dadada….”? *Adorable image*
I don’t remember my Uncle Bob; he died when I was young. According to my folks, when I was born he’d come over every day to hold and play with me and…ignore everybody else. I must’ve loved him. XD
My mother wanted to kill my Uncle Bob because when I was four months old, he taught me my first word. The first was “BobBobBobBob…” I’d go off because, apparently, I recognized him. The second word he taught me was a particular curse word, which REALLY displeased his sister, my mother.
All the worse because I’d start babbling “BOBOBOBBOBOBOBOB $#(*!” in the middle of church. Very loudly. Very embarrassed, she told others I was saying “Bob SIT.”
Ah hahaha!
Ohhh, noooo. D:
Ice, ice, baby