#358 – Growth
Posted on April 18, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
There are lots of cool abilities that other animals have. It will probably be common in the future to stop off at the genome clinic and pick up a few of them for yourself. I think it would be handy to have limb regeneration. I suppose there would finally be furries that were actually furry.
Also, Look! It’s Biff’s 6th birthday! Woo! To celebrate all Biff books are just $6!
Tags: dentist, science, teeth
Having forseen this future, Harry invested heavily in the tooth file market and made a fortune.
I wouldn’t mind cromatophores in my skin, to allow me to blend into various environments, like an octopus. That’d be neat. A tail woild also be pretty fun.
They should go to the dentist to have those teeth trimmed with a mini saw and drill.
No big need for dentists, but a whole new market opens for Chew Toys and Cuttlebones.
Nekomimi?!
I… might be in the wrong place…
Kitsune, Ookami, Inu, Usa…..Chris is right.
What are they trying to say in the last panel?
It’s a new language where all the consonants have been replaced by tooth motions to make it easier to understand.
What I want most is a jellyfish’s ability to regenerate into a baby.
The ability to shapeshift would be nice.
You could become a mermaid. You could drink a square mile of the ocean, then use the acquired mass to turn into whatever you’d like. Perhaps a dragon. Or a giant marble. Perhaps you could shapeshift into a house and a human attached to it. Detach the guy from the house, and bam. You’re the human with a sweet new house.
Be a mermaid with gills, and explore the ocean!
Be a hampster, and let someone buy you. Move around your owner’s stuff while they sleep, and cause them to slip into insanity! Hilarity!