#236 – Hog
Posted on October 31, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
According to my wife I used to be a bed hog. I have no way of verifying this because I was unconscious at the time. In recent years I’ve had trouble with my arm and as a result I had to train myself to sleep in one position all night. If I were an eccentric single person I would get a bed made that was only the width of my pillow. That’s all I need at this point.
Today’s Biff changes his mind.
My ex didn’t particular hog the bed. She’d just twist and turn and gradually roll all the bed covers up under her chin like a windowshade. >.>
Supposedly (according to my parents), I was a bed hog when I was a young child, but nowadays, I just toss and turn until all my bedding has me wrapped up like a burrito.
As a teenager when I would babysit with my young cousins they would always want to sleep with me. Sharing the bed with 4 flying arms and legs usually had me moving to the floor. And goodness did they snore loudly for little girls under the age of 10.
I had a very small bedroom for years, and did have a bed the with of my pillow. I took the folding bed frame, and folded down the joining arms, then made wooden braces to connect it together at 22 inches wide. I used the padding from two lawn chairs as a mattress. Probably a good thing I didn’t have a girlfriend at the time.
After years of uncomfortable beds, I’ve started sleeping on a beanbag chair. It’s really comfortable. I recommend it.
a couch or cot is about the width of a pillow
I am a sheet/blanket, hog a will literally cocoon myself and wake up in the morning almost trapped because one part of the sheet/blanket us caught under me at an akward angel.