Why are you taking it off? Where are you going? Why do I smell fire?
He’s the black sheep of the family.
Don’t you mean back hair sheep of the family?
Ewww, and ewwwww.
Well, its a scarf you could wear out in pubic.
“Don’t worry; I promise it’s clean. In fact I’ve been harvesting it from the bar of soap in my shower for years now.”
Smell fire? Imagine what that amount of burning hair must smell like!
I actually almost caught my hair on fire so trust me when I say it smells like rotting leave and cat poop
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