Apparently humans are not born with the fear of ghosts and monsters. My son never had trouble with the lights being off or the door being open to a dark closet. In fact he thought it was fun because that’s when he gets to play with flashlights. This all came to an end when he started seeing episodes of his cartoons where the characters learn that ghosts aren’t real and you don’t have to be afraid of the dark. This has the complete opposite effect if you have never been introduced to the concept of being afraid of the dark in the first place! What the heck cartoons?!

Today’s Biff hangs on.