According to my wife I used to be a bed hog. I have no way of verifying this because I was unconscious at the time. In recent years I’ve had trouble with my arm and as a result I had to train myself to sleep in one position all night. If I were an eccentric single person I would get a bed made that was only the width of my pillow. That’s all I need at this point.

Today’s Biff changes his mind.