I don’t really find the whole Apple VS Microsoft fight very interesting. Maybe nowadays the debate is more Apple VS Android. I used to be the person in my group that was the most knowledgeable about computers so I was everyone’s default tech support. I’ve been using only Macs since 2005 and so my Microsoft expertise ended at Windows XP. So I now have the luxury of answering 95% of my tech support calls with “I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Good luck!”

Today’s Biff is confident.