When I was a kid I got it in my head that when I saw someone on TV get hit in the face with a “pie” it was a banana cream pie. I had never had a banana cream pie and was under the impression that they were just a plate of foam. I was an adult when I learned that they actually used whipped cream on TV. Banana cream is an actual proper pie that you could eat with a fork and everything. I was amazed.
Today’s Biff will start again.