#456 – Passing
Posted on September 3, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
That man had a silver tongue but nerves of steel! He ruled those around him with an iron fist! He really was much happier in that robot body.
Tags: gold, grandparents, kids
Your grandpa was a darn fine copper, with a steely eye. Too bad about that glass jaw.
Wonder what he’ll do when/if he only finds Gramp’s gold teeth?
Too late! How do you think granma took that vacation to the Bahamas?
http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/2013/12/11/748-pump/
Actually, she used it to pay the med expenses.
I know an old couple. The lady has suffered from severe arthritis among other things and has several replacement “parts” in her, and screws and pins and such. We’ve made jokes about her being “The Bionic Esther.” and she’s joked about setting off alarms.
Gross you can finish the story yourself time:
Medical grade titanium has finally passed gold in price per volume.
Simpsons Moment:
this reminds me of the episode where lisa discovers that town founder jebediah springfield is actually a pirate name hans sprungfeld with a tongue made of silver