#36 – Company
Posted on January 24, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Some things are really frustrating when you first become a ghost. Sure, the whole thing about flying through walls is fun and a convenient way to get around but you also have to give up playing video games and drinking orange juice. Most of the tricky stuff can be figured out in time, it’s the more experienced spooks around you that will be the major source of annoyance.
Tags: ghosts, grave yard, marriage
I knew there was a valid reason I will never touch orange juice. One less thing to give up when I die should make the transition easier.
Plus, you are always brushing your teeth. Bad combo.
You have to take the zombies into account too. Darned zombies, always trampling over your crabgrass looking for brains.
“Dang Zombies! Get off my la- Oh, crap! They’re coming this way!”
Any good ghost-girl knows not to go corporeal for a guy until he can put a ring on your finger.
I never had company over. The only people who come to our house are pizza delivery boys (Our local pizzeria doesn’t have any women working there.) and repairmenplumbersinstallation technicianswhat have you.
Thinking about the ghost aspects…Yeah, it gets boring quickly. I would miss eating all kinds of pasta and noodles. Especially with butter or cheese sauces or tomato sauce.
Or, in the SPIRIT of the moment; or, what GHOST around, comes around; or, don’t question me woman, I have SPOOK-en; or… 😀
But it’s so dead around here!