#778 – Versatile
Posted on January 30, 2014 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
So many uses! Take it outside in the winter and it’s a formidable disc weapon.
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Ah, so Chris also remembers the Great Pizza War of 1997! I was a child in that battle, that hemisphere-freezing winter.. Pizza Hut crafted sword and shield. Territory containing one was of great value in my area.
Then… Then someone fired the Fletchette-Fries.. Smaller weapons came, frozen burgers. Those Wendy’s Warriors.. Those corners, could TAKE AN EYE OUT! Some of stayed true.. Slinging pie like there would be no tomorrow.. For many, there never was.. Engaging in close combat with our bread sticks.. THE BLOOD RAN AS RED AND THICK AS MARINARA SAUCE ON A COOL DAY!
“Pizza you’re always there for me. You’re truly the best friend I ever had. Now, back in the fridge with you.”
Mozzerella never judges.
I wonder if I am the only one that thought of cross sections of plant stalks at first.
Maybe any botanists reading it?