#632 – Honeymoon Posted on May 20, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris Chapter: Comic Steve? Hello? What is that crunching sound? Are you eating potato chips? Steve? Tags: marriage, preying mantis, Sex 3 thoughts on “#632 – Honeymoon” Kipz says: May 20, 2013 at 5:43 am Took me a few seconds to realize he wasn’t wearing strap-on wings… which wouldn’t be totally out of place. Reply boog says: May 20, 2013 at 11:46 am “Steve, now that you’re dead and out of the way, I’m going to hook up with your wife. Sorry bro.” Later: “Wwwhyyy?!” *crunch crunch crunch* Reply kingklash says: May 24, 2013 at 1:03 pm That’s what he gets for having “A Mantis In His Pantis.” (look it up) At least with some spiders, you can distract the female by bringing some juicy bugs so you can go and do your business and leave without getting chomped. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website
Took me a few seconds to realize he wasn’t wearing strap-on wings… which wouldn’t be totally out of place.
“Steve, now that you’re dead and out of the way, I’m going to hook up with your wife. Sorry bro.”
Later:
“Wwwhyyy?!” *crunch crunch crunch*
That’s what he gets for having “A Mantis In His Pantis.” (look it up) At least with some spiders, you can distract the female by bringing some juicy bugs so you can go and do your business and leave without getting chomped.