#538 – Tied
Posted on December 28, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I never had a job with a full body costume but I had plenty in the “embarrassing uniform” category. The worst was the pizza counter in a grocery store. I was an “Italian chef” complete with red, green and site patchwork “shirt” that had a sewn on apron. Of course it came with a big poofy chef’s hat. At least I didn’t have to wear a big fake mustache like the dude in the logo I was dressed as?
Tags: chicken, college, work
Nothing to fret about, unless he’s typing up the expense accounts for the local D.A.
The saddest ones I see are the sign-tossers, kids in some derpy costume standing on the corner dancing with an ad sign.
I guess it’s a gig, and it pays enough for a pizza, but c’mon!
I get to wear white on white. TO DUMP GARBAGE AND CLEAN TOILETS. WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS THAT.
The other day, my dad saw this one guy dressed up as the Little Cesar guy. It was so funny looking.