I sometimes get frustrated with having to choose what I will have for breakfast from a pantry full of food that all seems uninteresting. I wonder what it would be like if there was a flavorless nutritional paste or pill I could eat instead. Would it be satisfying? Would I become bored of not tasting real food? Would I be more productive instead of wasting time on deciding between Frankenberry and Booberry?

Today’s Biff is a little chilly.