#550 – Deuce
Posted on January 16, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Back in college I was walking to class and about 50 yards from the door I got a big blob of bird poop in my hair. I thought it was a stick or something that hit me and instantly reached up and got it on my hand. I also tipped the balance of it so it started to ooze down the side of my head onto my cheek. I had to walk all the way back home and shower. I was very late for class.
Tags: dog, flying, poop, wordless
I thought those things were supposed to pee rainbows and poo snowflakes or something like that.
Yeah, I had a bird get me on the way to a block party.
It’s amazing how quickly your attitude can change when something poops on your head.
This is the upside about Pegasus not being real.
Yeah, birds are inconsiderate jerks. Angels too, apparently.
As I was sitting under a tree,
A birdie sent his love to me.
As I was wiping it from my eye,
I thought “Thank goodness cows can’t fly!”
reminds me of an episode of “The Tick”; a cartoon during the 90’s (i think). anyway, the tick does q&a, and one of the questions a kid sent in was “if cows could fly, would they be called a flock or a herd?” tick’s answer was “if cows could fly, they would be called a public nuisance; can you imagine the mess they’d make?”
Confucius said “Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up.”
Thus, if you allow small things to divert your attention, you’ll find yourself in an unfortunate situation.