#550 – Deuce

Back in college I was walking to class and about 50 yards from the door I got a big blob of bird poop in my hair. I thought it was a stick or something that hit me and instantly reached up and got it on my hand. I also tipped the balance of it so it started to ooze down the side of my head onto my cheek. I had to walk all the way back home and shower. I was very late for class.

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7 thoughts on “#550 – Deuce”

  1. Eric H. Vela says:

    I thought those things were supposed to pee rainbows and poo snowflakes or something like that.

  2. shags says:

    Yeah, I had a bird get me on the way to a block party.
    It’s amazing how quickly your attitude can change when something poops on your head.

  3. kingklash says:

    This is the upside about Pegasus not being real.

  4. boog says:

    Yeah, birds are inconsiderate jerks. Angels too, apparently.

  5. Justin says:

    As I was sitting under a tree,
    A birdie sent his love to me.
    As I was wiping it from my eye,
    I thought “Thank goodness cows can’t fly!”

    1. WitUnderPressure says:

      reminds me of an episode of “The Tick”; a cartoon during the 90’s (i think). anyway, the tick does q&a, and one of the questions a kid sent in was “if cows could fly, would they be called a flock or a herd?” tick’s answer was “if cows could fly, they would be called a public nuisance; can you imagine the mess they’d make?”

  6. pbarnrob says:

    Confucius said “Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up.”
    Thus, if you allow small things to divert your attention, you’ll find yourself in an unfortunate situation.

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