#40 – Conquer
Posted on January 28, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Old black and white sci-fi movies cracked me up when I was a kid. They didn’t seem like they were real in the way some movies did. They seemed more like it was adults playing pretend. I thought it was funny how some of my toys were more impressive than the space ships they had in those films.
Tags: aliens, magazines
A quote from a Looney Tunes cartoon based on Planet Of The Apes.
“No…those idiots…they blew it all up! Why? Whywhywhywhywhyyyy!?”
*second person walks over and picks up ‘statue of liberty’*
“Huh. It’s only made in Taiwan.”
“Oh………*pause*..WHY WHY WHY!?!
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I could actually have done this all night, but I think you get the idea…
I think I’d prefer probing over solicitation.
I like black and white movies and cartoons, a lot more than I like modern-day ones. Then again, the “I’m-stabbed-but-I-really-have-a-sword-under-one-arm-is-all” trick gets old.
~Gwid
The best turn-down line this guy could make; “Get out of here, Nebulon. Nobody likes your style.”
Enya, you crack me up! Homestar reference FTW! ..Poor Nebulon.
I’d never give em a chance to conquer! I’m in the process of conquering the world!
Amway salesmen are like that too, except they have better-looking starships.