#384 – Bouquet
Posted on May 24, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
This situation must be embarrassing for many mothers.
“Oh wow sweetie… wait, where did you get these?”
“From Mrs. Stanley’s garden! She has the best flowers!”
“Well, had.”
Tags: aliens, cats, weeds
Mom told me that the first gift I ever gave her was a handful of twigs from the backyard that I had found. We lived in Texas then, so there weren’t any real flowers or anything.
Twenty years later, those same twigs are saved in the hope chest. 🙂
There are flowers all over Texas… sounds more like it was winter.
A few crazy invasive species aside, A weed is just a plant growing where you don’t want it. My yard is overgrown with weeds, which means that I have a field of flowers.
Another definition is if you stick it in the ground and do everything you can to care for it and it dies, it’s a plant.
If it’s in the ground and you do everything you can to kill it, but it never dies, it’s a weed.
Rolling Thunder (Shoshone Medicine Man in N. NV) said that weeds are just plants that aren’t where you wanted them…
Cat pictures and demotivational posters.
“and demotivational posters.”
…. Yes, that was covered under ‘cat pictures’.