#1034 – Outside
Posted on February 3, 2015 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Also! Final week to preorder my new shirt! This will be a limited printing so order now to get the size you want! bumblemumble.com!
Tags: chores, ikea, outside, parentingAlso! Final week to preorder my new shirt! This will be a limited printing so order now to get the size you want! bumblemumble.com!
Tags: chores, ikea, outside, parenting
The Ikeaians! They are real!
(for those who don’t know, the Ikeaians are a group of native people who were originally shoppers but got lost in Ikea.)
But their third-generation offspring, were they shoppers, too?
Actually, if I were an Ikea franchise owner and people were living in my showroom, I think the kid being cute would be a big factor. Looks really are important when selecting a show family.
Typically, Ikea picks the best looking person from each family based on a “Demographic Attractiveness Quotient”.
You might wonder: “What happens to the unselected members of the families?” Well, those Swedish Meatballs have to come from somewhere.
Oh gawd. No wonder why there so chewy!