If it’s the same sandwich that has been eaten a hundred times already, there’s certainly something wring with it.
I bet that’s Dad, making the sandwich, with all his best will, and at the end, that’s Mom, complaining about minor details as well….
Not in my brother’s family. He’d be insisting on the square plates, and my sister-in-law would be rolling her eyes. (I’ve been trying to train my nieces to call him Mom and her Dad. I think a proper gender equality should allow for that sort of thing, yeah? Either that, or I’m just messing with their heads. Maybe both.)
After being moved to a round plate:
“Mm.. Mm, no. It still tastes like it was on a square plate before.”
*sigh* “Alright, I’ll make you a new one…”
Square plates exist?
I had square plates. My last girlfriend always got really freaked out by them. She kept calling them “abominations”. So, I bought round plates.
Apparently, white plates are abominations too.
Don’t date crazy people; you wind up buying too many plates.
Square plates are better. You fit more food in them!
Eat the freaking sandwich you freaken heathen.
sorry mom. you’ve been chopped.
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