Reminds me of a commercial a local auto-supply store used to run every winter. A guy would try to start his car, only to hear “rur-rur…” He’d pop the hood and start pounding his battery in rage. A cop would walk up and announce, “Okay, buddy, you’re under arrest!”
“What for?”
“Assaulting a battery!”
Oh, seriously, tell me you could hear a pun that bad and not pass it on…
if someone I know sets up our conversation like that, I’d cancel our friendship.
This one. If you want to talk about your new gym, just talk about it.
“You need directions? Let me get my Charles Atlas…!”
Later:
“This isn’t a gym, it’s just a group of people sitting in a room coming up with gym-related puns.”
“Better than spending time in a gym.”
Guh! Don’t you just hate it when some DUMBBELL starts throwing his WEIGHT (and bad puns) around? Makes me want to go SQUAT in a quiet corner…
Reminds me of a commercial a local auto-supply store used to run every winter. A guy would try to start his car, only to hear “rur-rur…” He’d pop the hood and start pounding his battery in rage. A cop would walk up and announce, “Okay, buddy, you’re under arrest!”
“What for?”
“Assaulting a battery!”
Oh, seriously, tell me you could hear a pun that bad and not pass it on…