Lesson learned: Never give away your knife. Especially if cake is involved.
The critical flaw was that it was a fatal flaw.
“Dude, could you please NOT get your blood all over my cake?”
Stop bleeding on my table too!
“See, this is why I never invite you over – new furniture is expensive.”
Great example of divide AND conquer!
“MMMMmmmmmm, after-stab cake.”
It’s great how there’s a knife ad to the side.
Happy birthday, dr. Lecter
Will the real diplomacy player please stand up?
I find a way to make the cut as awkward as possible in this situation. Things like cutting at an odd angle, or cutting all of the frosting off. NOW CHOOSE YOUR DRY BREAD OR YOUR MOIST TOO SUGARY TOPPING. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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