#708 – Stocking
Posted on October 14, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
There’s a commonly held misconception that dogs evolved from wolves. How ridiculous! 80% of dogs are spontaneously formed from the heat and compression of too many socks in a clothes dryer. The rest are actually 6-8 guinea pigs joined together. This is the inspiration for Voltron.
Tags: dog, laundry, socks
We often have enough pet hair under various bits of furniture to “knit another [pet]”. I think the vacuums transform other things (like Lego) into pet hair and deposit it in such “nesting sites”.
An argyle/terrier mix.