“Please just put your armor on, there’s an emergency.”

“What’s the emergency?!”

“Uh… Doctor Octopus is robbing a bank.”

“That’s a Spider-Man bad guy. Where’s my Spider-Man pajamas?”

“They’re dirty. Just be Iron Man tonight.”

“BUT I GOTTA BE SPIDER-MAN TO FIGHT DOCTOR OCTOPUS THIS ISN’T FAIR!”