Something about the way this conspiracy theory was first described to me has always made me laugh. There was never a good explanation as to why making it rain on farms would be a secret.
Archive for July, 2013
It’s funny how some people think they are the star of their own personal summer blockbuster film. No request is too crazy and everyone else has infinite time and resources to fulfill them.
I was mesmerized by those fountains when I was little. So many shiny coins. I remember my wish was always that I could climb in and fill my pockets up.
“Wouldn’t want all this food to go to waste! Probably cost a lot of money judging by that fancy foil swan that came with it. Hmm… I sure hope he didn’t die from food poisoning.”
When I was a kid I remember all the snacks we gave my dog were manmade simulations of things dogs would like. Lots of different “meat flavored” bone shaped things. Our current dog gets the actual items. It weirded me out the first time I went to that section of the pet store. It looked like a horror movie butcher set.
I still remember the first time I flew above the cloud layer. It felt like we left the Earth behind. We were now in a new planet made of clouds. Everything was soft and peaceful.