#600 – Zippered
Posted on March 29, 2013 at 11:46 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I really wanted one of those red vinyl zippered jackets when I was a kid. There was a kid at my school that had one that was pretty close and I was SUPER jealous. He wouldn’t even let me try it on!
Tags: 1980's, jacket, michael jackson
“Tell them he’s still alive, still black, and totally free of controversy, paparazzi, and cosmetic surgical disasters.”
“But none of that is true.”
“I know, it’ll be funny.”
“He went back to his home planet.”
I wanted one of those jackets too, but because I thought that lots of readily accessible pockets would be a nice thing to have. Imagine my consternation when I found out that most of those zippers were cosmetic. (They could be unzipped, but didn’t have a functional pocket.)