Don’t sit next to me when I’m eating some sort of powder coated snack. Doritos, Cheetos, various other “tos”. I like to suck the flavor off first and then eat the desiccated husk. At least I eat the remains?
One day, I was eating an abandoned bag of gummi bears. They tasted kind of funny, but I kept eating because I was on a sugar fix. While I’m snacking, my cousin comes in the room and she’s mad that I’m eating the snack she was saving for herself. But she was more amused than mad. It turns out she had been sucking on the gummi bears before spitting them back into their package. That strange flavor was her dried spit. I wanted to throw up after that. And the natural reflex to swallow, was sickening torture.
Why don’t they just package the flavoring in a shaker, so you can add Doritos/Cheetos taste to other foods, without having to lug big bags of chips into the swank restaurants?
Once I got a tiny bag of Cheetos with absolutely no powder on them. I called the number on the bag, just to tell them about it, and they sent me a voucher for a new bag.
One day, I was eating an abandoned bag of gummi bears. They tasted kind of funny, but I kept eating because I was on a sugar fix. While I’m snacking, my cousin comes in the room and she’s mad that I’m eating the snack she was saving for herself. But she was more amused than mad. It turns out she had been sucking on the gummi bears before spitting them back into their package. That strange flavor was her dried spit. I wanted to throw up after that. And the natural reflex to swallow, was sickening torture.
Aaaaaaah!
Why don’t they just package the flavoring in a shaker, so you can add Doritos/Cheetos taste to other foods, without having to lug big bags of chips into the swank restaurants?
That’s…genius! Somebody needs to get on this!
man, this and the “hot dog” strip…
Muskeetoes.
Musky toes.
Mosquitoes.
Yeah, I never did get that joke perfectly ironed out…
Once I got a tiny bag of Cheetos with absolutely no powder on them. I called the number on the bag, just to tell them about it, and they sent me a voucher for a new bag.