#547 – Crunchy

I think Cap’n Crunch was the most painful cereal I ever tried. It used to be a common choice when I was a kid depending on what toy came inside. One day I suddenly realized I really didn’t like it and started choosing cereal I liked to eat over the toy that came inside.

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15 thoughts on “#547 – Crunchy”

  1. bbo says:

    I liked to eat a cereals that are made of little pillows filled with cinamon mix and chocolade and other stuff. until i realized every time I do, one piece scrapes the gum on one of my teeths just before I finish the bowl.

  2. armor84 says:

    This. Except I’d prefer ice-cold water to dry cereal…

  3. R. E. Hunter says:

    I loved Cap’n Crunch, but yeah, it had that one unfortunate side effect. Even with milk it would chew up the top of my mouth.

  4. kingklash says:

    It’s a small price to pay for staying crunchy in milk.

  5. boog says:

    New challenge: To eat 1 bowl of dry Cap’n Crunch after eating 1 hot-knife-through-butter-burger with knives.

    /R.I.P. boog/
    /1980 – 2013/

  6. Sam says:

    Yep, that sums it up for me… I honestly have never understood the obsession with crunchy food. Why must every-god-damn-thing be super-fing-crunchy?! Captain Crunch, bread has to be toasted, hard pretzels, Ruffles potato chips with ridges to make them crunchier, and f-ing NUTS in EVERYTHING! Well into my teens I used to get those Drumsticks ice cream cones and stand over the garbage can for a full two minutes picking every single god-damned nut off of my wonderful ice-cream cone. 😀 Now I just buy different ice-cream. It’s more gratifying, but not as funny. 😛

    1. They sell Drumsticks without nuts now.

  7. Ari says:

    You know, I always thought this was just me, and that I just had an unusually tender roof-of-mouth… There are other cereals and some crackers that I like that occasionally still give me problems. Sigh, food is so complicated.

  8. Trigger says:

    You’re all a bunch of tender-palates!

  9. Marscaleb says:

    I must admit, sir, this made me laugh out loud.

    Why am I reading Biff but not this?

    1. Chris says:

      I don’t know! You should read all three of my comics every day!

      1. kingklash says:

        I know I do! Part of this good breakfast!

  10. pbarnrob says:

    When on travel, I’d get a jar of dry roasted peanuts and a box of (can’t recall the brand) cereal that was like rectangular little donuts, almost like cat kibble, and after a watch on console (science ops at Hunstville) I could zone out to TV with the two as a snack; use a small bowl, or you find you’ve finished the box!

  11. Icalasari says:

    I never got hurt by Captain Crunch

  12. Soap says:

    prednisone will do this : (

    gotta find another medication so i dont bleed all over the place

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