If you give a dog a chance it will lick the inside of your mouth. If you just had bacon you really gotta watch out. Make sure to brush your teeth before taking a nap.
Speaking of which, I can’t stand people who french kiss their dogs.
“Dogs mouths are cleaner than humans.”
Do you brush your dog’s teeth? No? Then no, they aren’t cleaner.
“It doesn’t bother me.”
Well you may be okay with it, but the rest of us think it’s gross that you let your dog lick your tonsils.
“I don’t care what you think about me.”
Appreciated, but caring what I think wouldn’t be the reason you should stop – your dog just licked his own butt. That’s the reason you should stop.
Speaking of which, I can’t stand people who french kiss their dogs.
“Dogs mouths are cleaner than humans.”
Do you brush your dog’s teeth? No? Then no, they aren’t cleaner.
“It doesn’t bother me.”
Well you may be okay with it, but the rest of us think it’s gross that you let your dog lick your tonsils.
“I don’t care what you think about me.”
Appreciated, but caring what I think wouldn’t be the reason you should stop – your dog just licked his own butt. That’s the reason you should stop.
If you give a dog a chance, it will lick anything in places you didn’t think there were places.
Now, if you give a mouse a cookie…
HAHA! Sometimes your Notes are even funnier than the comic.
man i hope that this note isn’t based off of experience.