#493 – Muffled

“Also, what are you doing wearing that shirt out in public? It’s filthy! Next time I see you here you better be wearing something with a collar. Class it up a bit. Make an effort!”

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8 thoughts on “#493 – Muffled”

  1. Library Lady says:

    1) he didn’t recognize his own mother?
    2) will there ever be a time when mother can’t/doesn’t/won’t correct behavior?

    1. Chris says:

      1. He’s adopted.
      2. When she’s dead.

  2. kingklash says:

    Now he has to go sit in the corner of the dining area, and think about his behavior.

  3. R. E. Hunter says:

    Yeah, but why do they come and ask you if everything is okay when they can clearly see you chewing a mouthful of food?

    1. uwg says:

      They’re trained to. It minimizes complaints.

  4. infrapinklizzard says:

    Whenever a waitress comes over and asks that while all of us have a mouthful of food, we know — she is a career waitress.

    1. pbarnrob says:

      Second that; the old pros (think Du Par’s) have impeccable timing that way!

  5. jammit says:

    I start miming my response. I won’t let the waitress go until she figures it out. It doesn’t matter if I’ve swallowed my food by then.

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