I seem to recall having to throw up a lot more when I was a kid. Now it seems like it’s reserved for the rare occasion of food poisoning. My last incident was at my wedding reception. Not for the cliché of drinking too much. Instead I was hungry and ate a huge amount of some weird cheese spread from the snack table at 1AM that had been sitting there since noon.

I apologize to anyone that was eating as they came across this comic. Best to click over to one of my other comics now and not read the comments below that will inevitably follow the same subject matter.