I grab your largest knob and gently twist until your flames ignite. The heat fills you, caressing the cold pans inside. I dump the box of fish sticks on the pan and set the timer for 15 min.
“And now your inside parts smell like fish.”
This one was just… So very wrong.
“Hey kid, your mom’s hot!”
I slowly pull your door open before you’re finished…
Oh, you naughty thing!
Ahhhh… appliance porn.
At least it’s not thermodynamics porn. I ran across some last night.
Man that stuff is pv=nrted!
Fish sticks? You really eat fish sticks?
…dipped in Custard!
Sure! We chop them up and make … fish tacos!
I nominate this for Creepiest Comic of 2012.
Over at Namir Dieter, “making cookies” was slang for kissing. In this case, I don’t know how that would apply.
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“And now your inside parts smell like fish.”
This one was just… So very wrong.
“Hey kid, your mom’s hot!”
I slowly pull your door open before you’re finished…
Oh, you naughty thing!
Ahhhh… appliance porn.
At least it’s not thermodynamics porn. I ran across some last night.
Man that stuff is pv=nrted!
Fish sticks? You really eat fish sticks?
…dipped in Custard!
Sure! We chop them up and make … fish tacos!
I nominate this for Creepiest Comic of 2012.
Over at Namir Dieter, “making cookies” was slang for kissing. In this case, I don’t know how that would apply.