#464 – Heat
Posted on September 13, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I grab your largest knob and gently twist until your flames ignite. The heat fills you, caressing the cold pans inside. I dump the box of fish sticks on the pan and set the timer for 15 min.
Tags: baking, foreplay, oven
“And now your inside parts smell like fish.”
This one was just… So very wrong.
“Hey kid, your mom’s hot!”
I slowly pull your door open before you’re finished…
Oh, you naughty thing!
Ahhhh… appliance porn.
At least it’s not thermodynamics porn. I ran across some last night.
Man that stuff is pv=nrted!
Fish sticks? You really eat fish sticks?
…dipped in Custard!
Sure! We chop them up and make … fish tacos!
I nominate this for Creepiest Comic of 2012.
Over at Namir Dieter, “making cookies” was slang for kissing. In this case, I don’t know how that would apply.