#433 – Plugged
Posted on August 1, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I don’t eat bacon very often. It’s almost over hyped at this point. But then I eat a piece and remember oh yeah, this is really great.
Tags: bacon, death, gunsI don’t eat bacon very often. It’s almost over hyped at this point. But then I eat a piece and remember oh yeah, this is really great.
Tags: bacon, death, guns
The grease will congeal the blood! The bacon fat will lend itself to the body to make body fat that will close up the holes! New Bacon Bits Contact Lenses. Bacon. The panacea of tomorrow.
Oh goodness, I real that as placenta. I am glad I re-read that.
Rhett and Link made a song all about this.
“911 what’s your emergency”
“I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally”
…
“Rub some bacon on it”
It’s pretty good and relevant.
Use the kind of bacon with the black-pepper crust. Black pepper is a interesting addition to your First Aid kit. A little bit applied to a small cut, will stop the bleeding almost immediately. A few fast-food packets will be handy to have around. Look it up.
…But can it cure heart disease?
I am eating bacon at this very moment…
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon – I hate that commercial. But I do start thinking about load baked potatoes with bacon every time I here it.
*singing* “rub some bacon on it!” Awesome song, but I agree with you it is over hyped… but unlike you I actually don’t like bacon, well, I don’t like very fatty bacon, I tolerate non-fatty bacon… BK’s bacon sundae was surprisingly good.
I can’t stand bacon. Tastes bad and hurts my mouth.
You’re doing it wrong. Bacon should be chewy, not crispy. Cook it on a griddle, add some maple seasoning. Delicious.
Ohh… oh my, this made me cringe.