When I was a kid I was always nervous when I was unwrapping a twin candy bar like Kit-Kat or Twix. If you are standing right there next to your best friend as you open it you are kind of obliged to offer up half your candy. I would always have to leave the room, quickly eat the first half and then be just biting into the second one as I made eye contact with my friend. Then I could enjoy what was left of the second piece like a normal greedy kid.

Today’s Biff becomes a ninja.