It’s pretty embarrassing when you realize you have spent the last 25 minutes fighting a machine that refuses to give you a Super Nutty Crunch Bar. At this point you could have walked up a flight of stairs and had a more pleasant transaction with a kinder candy dispensing robot. But of course all the doors are locked and you cant leave this room if you really wanted to. It’s just you and the VEND-380. Forever in combat. There are no winners.

Today’s Biff really steps in it.