#255 – Scorched

It’s pretty embarrassing when you realize you have spent the last 25 minutes fighting a machine that refuses to give you a Super Nutty Crunch Bar. At this point you could have walked up a flight of stairs and had a more pleasant transaction with a kinder candy dispensing robot. But of course all the doors are locked and you cant leave this room if you really wanted to. It’s just you and the VEND-380. Forever in combat. There are no winners.

Today’s Biff really steps in it.

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10 thoughts on “#255 – Scorched”

  1. Dan says:

    Wait..why’s cup guy down there?….hmm,”problem”?…so internet trolls get sent to…makes sense,

    1. Maskman says:

      Dude – internet trolls are on the *staff* down there. They’re only vacationing when you encounter them on ‘teh webz.’

  2. kingklash says:

    Wait until he tries the microwave.

  3. AA says:

    I was worried more about the toaster.

  4. Kintrex says:

    Just smash the glass.

  5. Rick2Tails says:

    my most interesting experience with a vending machine was when i was a kid. it was an old 1970s style one in front of a small mom and pop gas station near my house. it was kind of like a roulette wheel. youd sometimes get nothing for your money.sometimes youd get one pop,sometimes two. one time i got 3 pops and 3 times my money back.

  6. pbarnrob says:

    The Coke machine in the basement of the Naval Science building at UofU would sometimes jam; snaking an arm in, I could jiggle the bottles straight and get one to behave. But then I had an arm covered in finely ground glass (this was 1966-7-8, with real bottles.)

  7. BullRun says:

    Those are some cheerful demons.

  8. sirbacon says:

    I don’t get what the big deal about sodas needing to be cool is. Unless I’m eating something spicy, room-temperature Dr Pepper tastes just fine to me. Especially when eating cold cereal, the contrast is refreshingly jarring.

  9. spidercow says:

    it isn’t hell if there aren’t cacodemons.

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