#249 – Squish

It’s really best to just come right out and ask when you are unsure of the situation.

“Hey, is this supposed to be a date or am I really coming over to help wax your kitchen floor… with floor wax… and a mop. I’m not sure how to dress at this point… Should I take a shower now? Or…?”

Today’s Biff tosses one over.

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6 thoughts on “#249 – Squish”

  1. ZeoViolet says:

    …. …..I am……SO speechless right now…..

  2. Library Lady says:

    Had a similar situation years ago – I soooooooooooooooooooo understand the pitfalls of NOT being crystal clear in the meaning of your visit. I was toooooo surprised when he went to answer the phone in another room and came back in only an open robe. He was similarly surprised when I decided to leave, quick, fast, in a hurry.

  3. kingklash says:

    Never use a euphamism unless all parties are on the same page.

    Excuse me, I got to go “Squish A Bug” now.

  4. jammit says:

    I don’t see what the problem is. I’ve squished many bugs by myself. Wait. Did you mean…? Never mind.

  5. S. Aquila says:

    Somehow, I feel that the actual bug is the one most embarrassed here…..

  6. Enya W says:

    So… sorry about that Volkswagen out front. My bad.

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