#249 – Squish
Posted on November 17, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
It’s really best to just come right out and ask when you are unsure of the situation.
“Hey, is this supposed to be a date or am I really coming over to help wax your kitchen floor… with floor wax… and a mop. I’m not sure how to dress at this point… Should I take a shower now? Or…?”
Today’s Biff tosses one over.
Tags: bed, bugs, spider-man
…. …..I am……SO speechless right now…..
Had a similar situation years ago – I soooooooooooooooooooo understand the pitfalls of NOT being crystal clear in the meaning of your visit. I was toooooo surprised when he went to answer the phone in another room and came back in only an open robe. He was similarly surprised when I decided to leave, quick, fast, in a hurry.
Never use a euphamism unless all parties are on the same page.
Excuse me, I got to go “Squish A Bug” now.
I don’t see what the problem is. I’ve squished many bugs by myself. Wait. Did you mean…? Never mind.
Somehow, I feel that the actual bug is the one most embarrassed here…..
So… sorry about that Volkswagen out front. My bad.