#239 – Roll
Posted on November 3, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I’m not sure what is more embarrassing. Having to call out to someone to bring you toilet paper or having to shuffle down to the hall closet with your pants at you ankles to get it yourself and then remembering you aren’t home alone.
Today’s Biff likes it sweet.
Tags: bathroom, dog, don't visualise the 4th panel, toilet paper
…am I the only person on earth who thinks to keep a kleenex box in the bathroom?
No you are not! And paper towels too, just in case.
Once I decided to take a shower. Don’t know if that was cool or not.
No kleenex, but tons of spare rolls.
EEEWWW!!!!
Never had this issue. Although, my dad seems to always have to call out for a roll. 🙂
Never use a cat. Their tongues are like sandpaper.
To reference the old joke, see if there’s a rabbit around.
He appears to be wielding what may be a gadget, possibly tablet-like. But I suppose that story’s been addressed by plenty of comics to date.
i have my TP storage at the end of the bathroom with an emergency casket in the bathroom mirror right besides the bowl.
anything else is just akward.
I buy my TP at Costco in the big 30-roll pack, so I have plenty of warning before I run out 😀
Chris, you might enjoy this video from Korean girl group “Wonder Girls”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7fdSkp8ds
It’s relevant to today’s Maximumble 🙂
I pull my underwear up far enough to hide every thing, but not far enough that it gets dirty. So long as I don’t have to go downstairs (the stairs end at the front door, which is 60% window) this works fine.
This came to me one day, say you tripped in the street and your hand fell into a pile of shit. Your friend hands you as much toilet paper to clean it off as you need. When you get to the pizza place do you just dig in or are you gonna wash your hands with soap and water?
Since then I don’t feel clean unless I shower right after. I try to take care of it before I leave home. Once I was at a friend’s house and they were surprised when I took a shower.