#224 – Pattied
Posted on October 13, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I wonder if they have hamburger cannons at sporting events. Seems the logical next step after the t-shirt cannon. Maybe burritos? Nachos wouldn’t work and chili would be too messy. Ice cream catapult?
Today’s Biff stumbles.
Tags: guns, hamburger, test
Meet Der Viener Schlinger!
http://www.fairburybrandmeats.com/fairbury/viener_schlinger
I could go for a hotdog ballista, myself.
The Duck Has Spoken.
Buffet bullet anyone?
I’ve already seen a hot dog cannon in action. works OK until the foil wrapper comes undone before the dog lands.
Chili would need a hose – Kinda like the ones they use for pumping concrete. Or a really long ladle.
Or maybe just put pots of it up in the rafters, kinda like dropping boiling oil on the foes storming the castle…
Maybe I think about this stuff a bit too much. <.<
Maxim 11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.
Finally, the origin of Mayor McCheese is revealed!
When Hamburger Guns are outlawed, only Hamburglers will have Hamburger Guns.
Hahaha, You have to be careful with what you ask!!! 🙂
We used to have Chipotle tosses at hockey games, until someone threw one on the ice =/
Now we get tossed foiled wrapped shirts with coupons. The taste isn’t the same.
Ive only seen hotdogs shot at ball games. I assume the tube shape makes for a better projectile.
now i’m hungry