When I was a kid we liked to freak each other out at sleepovers by staring at one another in very dim light. There’s enough light to tell that you are looking at another kid’s face but you can’t quite see all the details. Keep staring and your brain will start to fill in the shapes turning your friend into an endlessly changing horror show of features. The game was usually to see who could keep their gaze going the longest before breaking down and hiding their eyes in fright.

Today’s Biff is chilled.