Playing around outside during summer we would occasionally stop to get a drink from the garden hose. It was always such a rush of excitement when I would see someone off in the distance pick up the hose to get a drink. I would casually grab the hose and slowly crimp it so that the water would slow down as they leaned in to it. Then right as their lips were about to touch the hose itself I would let go and let the full force of the water punch them in the face. Then I would have to run away very fast.
on July 14, 2011 at 12:00 am