I used to get “fire pee” a few times a year when I was a kid. It was torture. I would hold it as long as I could and then finally give in to the new pain of my kidneys failing. It was a most magical experience when I would go and find that the pain had gone away. I could have been peeing hours ago! Let’s get a slurpee! I can’t wait to pee again!

Today’s Biff is missing the point.